Public domain. Cover image from Project Gutenberg ebook #78335.

The limerick up to date book

Chapters (54)
  1. THE LIMERICK UP TO DATE BOOK 0:00
  2. THE LIMERICK UP TO DATE BOOK: Good Resolutions. 0:08
  3. Beware of Rash Judgments. 0:59
  4. Flattery. 1:28
  5. Lavishness. 1:54
  6. The Wicked Punster. 2:23
  7. The Church-Goer. 2:48
  8. Speak Kindly. 3:14
  9. Good Manners. 3:38
  10. Appearances are Deceitful. 4:05
  11. Tact. 4:28
  12. Sculpture. 4:52
  13. Intemperance. 5:17
  14. The Careful Buyer. 5:42
  15. A Quiet Life. 6:02
  16. Gentleness. 6:26
  17. Exasperation. 6:52
  18. The Kind Beadle. 7:18
  19. Improper Language. 7:43
  20. Make the Best of Adverse Circumstances. 8:08
  21. Devotion. 8:32
  22. Always Save for a Rainy Day. 8:58
  23. Be Careful. 9:26
  24. Seize Opportunities. 9:46
  25. Seek After Knowledge. 10:10
  26. Respect for Age. 10:37
  27. Uncertainty. 11:05
  28. Retort Courteous. 11:30
  29. Generosity. 11:54
  30. Art. 12:19
  31. Comparisons are Odious. 12:41
  32. Inspiration. 13:11
  33. Popularity. 13:32
  34. Truth. 13:58
  35. A Good Girl. 14:23
  36. Do Not be Persistent. 14:52
  37. Never Swear. 15:19
  38. Self-Sufficiency. 15:44
  39. The Young Nimrod. 16:07
  40. Foresight. 16:34
  41. Society. 17:02
  42. At a Cursory Glance. 17:25
  43. High Ideals. 17:52
  44. Compensation. 18:19
  45. The Lovers. 18:47
  46. Don’t Be a Rounder. 19:10
  47. Hospitality. 19:35
  48. Perseverance. 20:02
  49. Modesty. 20:31
  50. Know Your True Worth. 20:53
  51. A Good Reason. 21:21
  52. Recklessness. 21:48
  53. Thrift. 22:13
  54. Transcriber’s Note 22:34
Download .m4b · 19 MB

How to listen → Problem with this narration? Let us know →

Narrator
Grace — American Narrator (en-US)
Length
23 min
Language
English
Added
November 1, 2026
Source ebook
Project Gutenberg